I loathe Jeremy Clarkson. - Showbiz

onecitizen · 10-01-2008, 18:22

I suspect I might be in a minority here but I loathe Jeremy Clarkson.
From his stupid haircut which looks like it's been directly transplanted from his pubes.
His ridiculous fat head and stupid long face.
He is not funny !!
He has never said anything funny or original in his life.
And he has a stupid sing song voice to say all his unfunny comments.
No one should ever be allowed to talk with such a stupid voice on the telly.
He is unfunny, smug, arrogant, looks down his nose at anyone who he thinks is beneath him i.e everyone.
I would like to see him erradicated from the face of the earth.
But as I say I am probably in a minority.

trec123 · 10-01-2008, 18:26

To be honest, I quite like him and I think a lot of what he says and does is to get a reaction - which it does!
Love your take on his haircut though!

loose_change · 10-01-2008, 18:28

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Originally Posted by onecitizen

I suspect I might be in a minority here but I loathe Jeremy Clarkson.
From his stupid haircut which looks like it's been directly transplanted from his pubes.
His ridiculous fat head and stupid long face.
He is not funny !!
He has never said anything funny or original in his life.
And he has a stupid sing song voice to say all his unfunny comments.
No one should ever be allowed to talk with such a stupid voice on the telly.
He is unfunny, smug, arrogant, looks down his nose at anyone who he thinks is beneath him i.e everyone.
I would like to see him erradicated from the face of the earth.
But as I say I am probably in a minority.

I tend to agree. Apart from sounding up his own 24/7, he also inflicts his rubbish onto us via columns in newspapers like The Sun, Times, the lot, all of which he gets handsomely paid.

And it's crap.

Jen-B · 10-01-2008, 18:29

Jeremy Clarkson is the human equivalent of marmite.

You either love what he says/does, or you absolutely hate him. I love him, but that's mainly because he seems to be so refreshingly un-PC, and he comes out with some of the funniest metaphors/similies I have ever heard of!

Sloopy · 10-01-2008, 18:45

I'dgree that you either love or hate Jezza, but I just like the fact he's a rare voice in a sea of PC, woolly-minded liberals.

TabsandMags · 10-01-2008, 18:51

I wouldn't give an ounce of energy to loathing the waste of crap to be honest.

He doesn't exist to me.

PoohBear7 · 10-01-2008, 18:59

I love him but i loved your post more

loose_change · 10-01-2008, 19:04

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Originally Posted by TabsandMags

I wouldn't give an ounce of energy to loathing the waste of crap to be honest.

He doesn't exist to me.

LOL. I feel like that about Ricky Gervais. Can't stand the big-headed greasy chinned fish head.

jen0607 · 10-01-2008, 19:06

I love Jeremy Clarkson, but I do agree - he's one of those people you either love or hate.

Clarkson for PM!

jen0607 · 10-01-2008, 19:07

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Originally Posted by loose_change

LOL. I feel like that about Ricky Gervais. Can't stand the big-headed greasy chinned fish head.

Agreed. Him and Piers Morgan.

In fact - take what the OP said about Clarkson, and that's what I think of Morgan!

wallaroo · 10-01-2008, 19:09

I like Jeremy Clarkson

Reality Sucks · 10-01-2008, 19:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by onecitizen

I suspect I might be in a minority here but I loathe Jeremy Clarkson.
From his stupid haircut which looks like it's been directly transplanted from his pubes.
His ridiculous fat head and stupid long face.
He is not funny !!
He has never said anything funny or original in his life.
And he has a stupid sing song voice to say all his unfunny comments.
No one should ever be allowed to talk with such a stupid voice on the telly.
He is unfunny, smug, arrogant, looks down his nose at anyone who he thinks is beneath him i.e everyone.
I would like to see him erradicated from the face of the earth.
But as I say I am probably in a minority.

You forgot to mention his horrible shirt tucked in jeans with pot belly hanging over the top left over from the seventies square Man at C & A style of dressing........

The Chief · 10-01-2008, 19:22

I don't like him either. I find him rather pompous and very "up his own", as one user pointed out. He knows nothing yet is an authority on everything.... that said, I think it's probably mostly an act.

However... I don't know if there's anyone on telly who I'd say I "loathe".

A major part of my dislike for him is probably the fact that he is massively overrated by his fans. Comments like "Jezza for PM!!!" just make me want to hurl. (no offence to the person who said it in this thread, it just seems to be the standard war cry of Clarkson fans).

I think the fact that he gave out his own bank details in a national rag and encouraged people to try and take money from it illustrates how well he'd perform as PM.

Ulysses31 · 10-01-2008, 19:32

I like him because he called a car gay...

...which it was

Stewing · 10-01-2008, 19:42

I think he is great . Acerbic and witty. He is a man ,not a sissy boy.

*Clem* · 10-01-2008, 20:57

Cant stand the guy. I agree with everything you said in your post.

LadyFluff · 10-01-2008, 20:59

I detest him with every fibre of my being. Thank you, OP, for your just remarks.
And I was extremely offended by him calling a car "gay" - it's a pathetic choice of description from someone with the vocab maturity of a schoolboy.

dancingjones · 10-01-2008, 21:01

I do too - no-one should have a face that big.

PoohBear7 · 10-01-2008, 21:10

Loathe is such a strong word....say something nice i dare you

onecitizen · 10-01-2008, 21:16

Clarkson is a mile wide and a millimetre deep.
And he is un-pc ? big deal its still no subsitute for being utterly talentless and witless.
And when all this Clarkson for PM crap is said by people who desperately need a silly bandwagon to jump on, it isn't funny or clever, just a bit sad so don't do it !

onecitizen · 10-01-2008, 21:19

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Originally Posted by PoohBear7

Loathe is such a strong word....say something nice i dare you

Clarkson and nice in the same sentence ? I don't think it can be done.

loose_change · 10-01-2008, 21:29

The trouble with Clarkson is that he is in a prime position of being paid lots and lots of money for both his personality and thoughts. That has made him an even bigger head (no pun intended) than he normally would have been.

Imagine being paid something like 5,000 grand per week for just one column, which probably takes him less than 30 minutes to write.

Or the piles of money he gets paid for on Top Gear. Just for what he loves doing. I have never understood why we have newspaper columnists. What purpose do they serve?

I have read a few times David Blunket's column and Roy Hatterley's. What a huge pile of stinking dog poo their columns are.

Money for old rope.

diddygirl · 10-01-2008, 22:19

Jeremy is one of those people I know I should dislike (see OP), but he makes me howl with laughter so often that I just think "oh bugger it!" and get on with something else!

MadgeBishop · 10-01-2008, 22:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by onecitizen

I suspect I might be in a minority here but I loathe Jeremy Clarkson.
From his stupid haircut which looks like it's been directly transplanted from his pubes.
His ridiculous fat head and stupid long face.
He is not funny !!
He has never said anything funny or original in his life.
And he has a stupid sing song voice to say all his unfunny comments.
No one should ever be allowed to talk with such a stupid voice on the telly.
He is unfunny, smug, arrogant, looks down his nose at anyone who he thinks is beneath him i.e everyone.
I would like to see him erradicated from the face of the earth.
But as I say I am probably in a minority.

At last! Someone who thinks the same as me

~*~Jess~*~ · 10-01-2008, 22:22

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Originally Posted by Jen-B

Jeremy Clarkson is the human equivalent of marmite.

You either love what he says/does, or you absolutely hate him. I love him, but that's mainly because he seems to be so refreshingly un-PC, and he comes out with some of the funniest metaphors/similies I have ever heard of!

Same

I think he's great

10-01-2008, 18:22	#1
onecitizen Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Geordie Nation Services: Freesat, Freeview, Top Up,Picture box,ESPN, Orange Broadband,3 mobile, DAB. Posts: 1,378	I loathe Jeremy Clarkson. I suspect I might be in a minority here but I loathe Jeremy Clarkson. From his stupid haircut which looks like it's been directly transplanted from his pubes. His ridiculous fat head and stupid long face. He is not funny !! He has never said anything funny or original in his life. And he has a stupid sing song voice to say all his unfunny comments. No one should ever be allowed to talk with such a stupid voice on the telly. He is unfunny, smug, arrogant, looks down his nose at anyone who he thinks is beneath him i.e everyone. I would like to see him erradicated from the face of the earth. But as I say I am probably in a minority.

10-01-2008, 18:26	#2
trec123 Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,477	To be honest, I quite like him and I think a lot of what he says and does is to get a reaction - which it does! Love your take on his haircut though!

10-01-2008, 18:29	#4
Jen-B Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Staffordshire Posts: 1,563 Blog Entries: 1	Jeremy Clarkson is the human equivalent of marmite. You either love what he says/does, or you absolutely hate him. I love him, but that's mainly because he seems to be so refreshingly un-PC, and he comes out with some of the funniest metaphors/similies I have ever heard of!

10-01-2008, 18:45	#5
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,936	I'dgree that you either love or hate Jezza, but I just like the fact he's a rare voice in a sea of PC, woolly-minded liberals.

10-01-2008, 18:51	#6
TabsandMags Banned User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 119	I wouldn't give an ounce of energy to loathing the waste of crap to be honest. He doesn't exist to me.

10-01-2008, 18:59	#7
PoohBear7 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Here Posts: 4,685	I love him but i loved your post more

10-01-2008, 19:06	#9
jen0607 Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,196	I love Jeremy Clarkson, but I do agree - he's one of those people you either love or hate. Clarkson for PM!

10-01-2008, 19:09	#11
wallaroo Forum Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Colchester Posts: 1,231	I like Jeremy Clarkson

10-01-2008, 19:22	#13
The Chief Forum Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: × Scotland ♂ Services: Freeview, Sky Digital Posts: 5,918	I don't like him either. I find him rather pompous and very "up his own", as one user pointed out. He knows nothing yet is an authority on everything.... that said, I think it's probably mostly an act. However... I don't know if there's anyone on telly who I'd say I "loathe". A major part of my dislike for him is probably the fact that he is massively overrated by his fans. Comments like "Jezza for PM!!!" just make me want to hurl. (no offence to the person who said it in this thread, it just seems to be the standard war cry of Clarkson fans). I think the fact that he gave out his own bank details in a national rag and encouraged people to try and take money from it illustrates how well he'd perform as PM.

10-01-2008, 19:32	#14
Ulysses31 Banned User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancs / Gtr Man Border Posts: 4,101	I like him because he called a car gay... ...which it was

10-01-2008, 19:42	#15
Stewing Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Planet Zog Services: BT Openworld Broadband Posts: 15,248	I think he is great . Acerbic and witty. He is a man ,not a sissy boy.

10-01-2008, 20:57	#16
Clem Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Female Location: Essex, England Posts: 1,805	Cant stand the guy. I agree with everything you said in your post.

10-01-2008, 20:59	#17
LadyFluff Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Trehafod, Mid Glamorgan Services: analogue, Orange broadband, online radio and podcasts Posts: 373	I detest him with every fibre of my being. Thank you, OP, for your just remarks. And I was extremely offended by him calling a car "gay" - it's a pathetic choice of description from someone with the vocab maturity of a schoolboy.

10-01-2008, 21:01	#18
dancingjones Inactive Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,141	I do too - no-one should have a face that big.

10-01-2008, 21:10	#19
PoohBear7 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Here Posts: 4,685	Loathe is such a strong word....say something nice i dare you

10-01-2008, 21:16	#20
onecitizen Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Geordie Nation Services: Freesat, Freeview, Top Up,Picture box,ESPN, Orange Broadband,3 mobile, DAB. Posts: 1,378	Clarkson is a mile wide and a millimetre deep. And he is un-pc ? big deal its still no subsitute for being utterly talentless and witless. And when all this Clarkson for PM crap is said by people who desperately need a silly bandwagon to jump on, it isn't funny or clever, just a bit sad so don't do it !

10-01-2008, 21:29	#22
loose_change Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,125	The trouble with Clarkson is that he is in a prime position of being paid lots and lots of money for both his personality and thoughts. That has made him an even bigger head (no pun intended) than he normally would have been. Imagine being paid something like 5,000 grand per week for just one column, which probably takes him less than 30 minutes to write. Or the piles of money he gets paid for on Top Gear. Just for what he loves doing. I have never understood why we have newspaper columnists. What purpose do they serve? I have read a few times David Blunket's column and Roy Hatterley's. What a huge pile of stinking dog poo their columns are. Money for old rope.

10-01-2008, 22:19	#23
diddygirl Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Jam Butty Mine Posts: 3,899	Jeremy is one of those people I know I should dislike (see OP), but he makes me howl with laughter so often that I just think "oh bugger it!" and get on with something else!