Alex Curran/Gerrard - Showbiz

newwoman · 23-02-2008, 16:26

Is it just me or does anyone else not get why she is lauded over as some sort of style icon?

Even amongst the WAGS, she stands ou for me as looking very cheap and nasty and the type of girl who can make Parda look like Primark. She always looks really downmarket, over made up and just plain cheap imo.

Plus, she always looks about 35 to me. I was very shocked to find out how old she actually is.

SparkleBabe · 23-02-2008, 16:29

She gets on my wick too. She's almost radioactive she so orange and she's only really famous because of who she's married to.

Miffy290580 · 23-02-2008, 16:35

I agree she does look alot older than she is. She's always in OK magazine and has her own style page in the Mirror but she's still only 'famous' because of who shes married to imo.

Woowookid · 23-02-2008, 16:39

Out on the tiles with Jordan a few weeks ago - says it all really.

Angel Dust · 23-02-2008, 17:35

She looks exactly what she is, or was before she hooked up with her meal ticket.

cat69 · 23-02-2008, 17:38

what gets me is when she is over in dubai who is looking after the kids.

23-02-2008, 17:40

Who the hell is she?

ameredith · 23-02-2008, 17:43

When I read about her in magazines she says she just wants to be a mother and a good wife.

HollyoaksFan08 · 23-02-2008, 18:15

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Originally Posted by Next Up

Who the hell is she?

Steven Gerrards Fiance

Donz · 23-02-2008, 18:16

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Originally Posted by DanB2007

Steven Gerrards Fiance

Wife now I think - they got married last summer

Sloopy · 23-02-2008, 18:19

Who??

Oh, her - the most day-glo orange of all WAGs.

They once printed a picture of her pre-Gerrard - God, has she aged since then. Why do they insist on caking on the fake stuff?? She looks positively middle-aged now.

HollyoaksFan08 · 23-02-2008, 18:23

She looks good in a bikini, she gets my vote!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/3...09f8fd32_o.jpg

Miffy290580 · 23-02-2008, 18:24

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Originally Posted by Donz

Wife now I think - they got married last summer

Yeah they did, she had a surprisingly nice dress as well.

Sloopy · 23-02-2008, 18:26

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Originally Posted by xmiffyx

Yeah they did, she had a surprisingly nice dress as well.

Shame her face could hardly move for the industrial-thickness make-up, seemingly applied with a garden trowel.

Millie Muppet · 23-02-2008, 18:30

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Originally Posted by Sloopy

Shame her face could hardly move for the industrial-thickness make-up, seemingly applied with a garden trowel.

Apparently Elvis called from the grave that day too; he wanted his quiff back.

Utter mess of a woman- a friend of mine from Liverpool said she's generally considered some sort of Queen Bee in social circles, and is the prototype for the blonde 'GHD and Range Rover' type of girl.

She's even got her own fragrance. Er....why?

newwoman · 23-02-2008, 18:31

http://wanadooblog.typepad.com/photo...ex_curran.html

How many cans of Ronseal did that look take?

Sloopy · 23-02-2008, 18:34

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Originally Posted by Millie Muppet

Apparently Elvis called from the grave that day too; he wanted his quiff back.

Utter mess of a woman- a friend of mine from Liverpool said she's generally considered some sort of Queen Bee in social circles, and is the prototype for the blonde 'GHD and Range Rover' type of girl.

She's even got her own fragrance. Er....why?

And there we were thinking the sheer pointless existence of Jade Goody's signature fragrance couldn't be topped.

Alex bloody Curran?? Who the hell would want to wear a perfume with some footballer's bint's name on the bottle??!

Sloopy · 23-02-2008, 18:35

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Originally Posted by newwoman

http://wanadooblog.typepad.com/photo...ex_curran.html

How many cans of Ronseal did that look take?

Ouch!! My eyes, my eyes!!

Somebody slap a health warning on it.

newwoman · 23-02-2008, 18:36

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Originally Posted by Millie Muppet

She's even got her own fragrance. Er....why?

Apparently, theres a market out there for women who want that smell that says 'council estate bird who's now married to the worlds most boring man and looks like she's been dipped in Ronseal'.

Millie Muppet · 23-02-2008, 18:39

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Originally Posted by newwoman

Apparently, theres a market out there for women who want that smell that says 'council estate bird who's now married to the worlds most boring man and looks like she's been dipped in Ronseal'.

I can't help wondering what it smells like...that 'wet dog' aroma you get a couple of hours after you've applied fake tan, maybe?

Are any DSers brave enough to admit they've bought a bottle?

*tumbleweed*

Sloopy · 23-02-2008, 18:42

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Originally Posted by Millie Muppet

I can't help wondering what it smells like...that 'wet dog' aroma you get a couple of hours after you've applied fake tan, maybe?

Are any DSers brave enough to admit they've bought a bottle?

*tumbleweed*

Absolutely bloody not!!

I would think most people would be too ashamed to ever admit to it.

23-02-2008, 18:44

Can't take a lot of perfume, most make my sinuses ache like buggery. However, I am willing to admit I like the smell of Vicky B's perfume, but not enough to own a bottle.

One bottle of that, or a weekends worth of Cider, no contest, the cider wins! I'm dead classy, me!

Millie Muppet · 23-02-2008, 18:52

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Originally Posted by pvc_sister

Can't take a lot of perfume, most make my sinuses ache like buggery. However, I am willing to admit I like the smell of Vicky B's perfume, but not enough to own a bottle.

That's basically because Vicky B's perfume is *cough* Dior's Pure Poison in different packaging *cough*

In my humble opinion of course.

~Eyesonme~ · 23-02-2008, 19:06

I can't really comment on her style, but I do know that Alex is ALLEGEDLY a nasty piece of work - a few years ago on a night out in Liverpool she dragged a girl out of a taxi by the hair because "she saw it first".

She's more than partial to a bit of 'cola' too.

Sloopy · 23-02-2008, 19:08

Hmmm, I've heard a few "rumours" which have being doing the rounds as well.

23-02-2008, 16:26	#1
newwoman Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Brentwood area Posts: 7,043	Alex Curran/Gerrard Is it just me or does anyone else not get why she is lauded over as some sort of style icon? Even amongst the WAGS, she stands ou for me as looking very cheap and nasty and the type of girl who can make Parda look like Primark. She always looks really downmarket, over made up and just plain cheap imo. Plus, she always looks about 35 to me. I was very shocked to find out how old she actually is.

23-02-2008, 16:29	#2
SparkleBabe Inactive Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: My House Services: Sky+, Top Up TV, AOL Posts: 15,938 Blog Entries: 3	She gets on my wick too. She's almost radioactive she so orange and she's only really famous because of who she's married to.

23-02-2008, 16:35	#3
Miffy290580 Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A pink heart shaped world! Services: Marcus-best BB h/m ever!! ♥♥♥ Team Edward! Posts: 10,545	I agree she does look alot older than she is. She's always in OK magazine and has her own style page in the Mirror but she's still only 'famous' because of who shes married to imo.

23-02-2008, 16:39	#4
Woowookid Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 6,944	Out on the tiles with Jordan a few weeks ago - says it all really.

23-02-2008, 17:35	#5
Angel Dust Forum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Essex Posts: 444	She looks exactly what she is, or was before she hooked up with her meal ticket.

23-02-2008, 17:38	#6
cat69 Forum Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,249	what gets me is when she is over in dubai who is looking after the kids.

23-02-2008, 17:43	#8
ameredith Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rotherham, South Yorkshire Posts: 517	When I read about her in magazines she says she just wants to be a mother and a good wife.

23-02-2008, 18:19	#11
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,493	Who?? Oh, her - the most day-glo orange of all WAGs. They once printed a picture of her pre-Gerrard - God, has she aged since then. Why do they insist on caking on the fake stuff?? She looks positively middle-aged now.

23-02-2008, 18:23	#12
HollyoaksFan08 Forum Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Services: Sky Broadband, Sky+ Posts: 1,858	She looks good in a bikini, she gets my vote! http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/3...09f8fd32_o.jpg

23-02-2008, 18:31	#16
newwoman Forum Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Brentwood area Posts: 7,043	http://wanadooblog.typepad.com/photo...ex_curran.html How many cans of Ronseal did that look take?

23-02-2008, 18:44	#22
pvc_sister Posts: n/a	Can't take a lot of perfume, most make my sinuses ache like buggery. However, I am willing to admit I like the smell of Vicky B's perfume, but not enough to own a bottle. One bottle of that, or a weekends worth of Cider, no contest, the cider wins! I'm dead classy, me!

23-02-2008, 19:06	#24
~Eyesonme~ Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 223	I can't really comment on her style, but I do know that Alex is ALLEGEDLY a nasty piece of work - a few years ago on a night out in Liverpool she dragged a girl out of a taxi by the hair because "she saw it first". She's more than partial to a bit of 'cola' too.

23-02-2008, 19:08	#25
Sloopy Forum Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 59,493	Hmmm, I've heard a few "rumours" which have being doing the rounds as well.