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Sex robots 'can extend lifespan through longevity orgasms'

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'Longevity orgasms' from sex robots can extend a person's lifespan, it has been claimed.

Previous studies have put forward the idea that there may be health benefits to regular orgasms, but Transhumanity believes getting orgasms from sex robots is even more beneficial.

As well as having "inexhaustible stamina", robots can also supposedly provide better climaxes.

"Orgasms flood our flesh with healthy hormones," the website stated. "Dedicated sexbots with inexhaustible stamina can give us bigger Os than forgetful, fatigued, self-concerned humans, and Big Orgasms = Big Benefits.

"Longevity seekers eat fibre, exercise and play Sudoku. Boosting orgasm rapture and quantity is equally valid."

Transhumanity added: "[Sexbots will] be more desirable, patient, eager and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they'll be uploaded with supreme sex skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices.

"Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms."

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