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Age: 25
Profession: Future disco-funk superstar
This cheeky east Londoner is determined to put the fizz back into pop music. "I'm really bored with cool and credible. I just like having fun," Ali told Gay Spy recently. "If I cross the line into making something that some people think is cheesy, then it doesn't really bother me." Amen to that! Gay Spy very much enjoyed Ali's gig in a west London sweat-box last week, partly because he ran the musical gamut from sun-dappled party-funk to Springsteen-style rawk anthems, but mainly because he wore a fitted white vest and a lovely pair of package-framing trousers.
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Age: 19
Profession: Actor
As well as making Charlie from Busted look a bit cack-handed with the old hair straighteners, dishy Mr. Dekker is a fast-rising TV star. He plays Zach – the gayest TV character ever to turn out straight – in US fantasy phenomenon Heroes, and is soon to appear in The Sarah Connor Chronicles, a Terminator spin-off to be screened on Virgin 1 in the New Year. Resistance, it seems, is as pointless as trying to make Amy Winehouse stick to the Appletiser.
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Age: 21
Profession: Singer/songwriter
Blessed with model-shaming cheekbones, effortless pop smarts and the sort of swooning falsetto that should have Justin Timberlake signing up for a new course of singing lessons, David is poised to become the pop pin-up of 2008. We'll chalk it down to his exotic parentage: David's mother was born in Montserrat, while his father hails from Calcutta. Set The Mood, his Trevor Horn-produced debut album, arrives at your local branch of Woolies next month.
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Age: 23
Profession: Actor
This plump-lipped loin-teaser stars as Declan McDonough, an inquisitive bad-boy-come-good, in US sci-fi series Kyle XY. He snagged Gay Spy's attention recently when he whipped off his top to reveal a torso as smooth and delectable as a glass of bit-free orange juice. Yum! If you fancy seeing more of Mr. Olivero, you can catch the new series of Kyle XY on Mondays at 9pm on Trouble. Sadly, gratuitous flesh-flashing is not guaranteed.
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