We had a nanosecond of doubt about whether to post these snaps of Madonna's Jesus gallivanting on the sands in Rio, but then we thought, 'Hang on, he's a fit young model type with his top off, what have we got to Luz?'







Now, was that big old groan we just heard of the cringey or orgasmicky variety?

Remember when we asked you lot to submit questions - "the cheekier, the better" we recommended at the time - for the McFly boys? Well, it was no idle threat, as you'll find out by pressing 'play' below and preparing yourselves for a parade of pure filth.



Right, we're off to wash our g...

It takes balls - and a strict gym regimen, of course - to be doing the whole get-your-man-t*ts-out-for-a-fitness-rag thing at 46, so Rob Lowe, we salute you.



Something tells us this weekend might get swallowed up by a West Wing marathon... or at least a couple eps of Brothers & Sisters.

It's nudging 35°C in New York at the moment, which hopefully means we'll be seeing lots more of this sort of thing at the US Open over the next fortnight.



Nice one, Novak - and A.Rod, it's your turn next.

1. A lovely cuddle.



2. A nice bed-based snuggle.



3. A lovely domesticky lollopy on the easy chair thing.



Of course, there are lots of other things we'd like to give R. Tove, but sadly these other things aren't handily represented in the press shots for his new BBC Three sitcom Him & Her, which, you may be interested to know, begins a week today at 10.30pm.

Or rather, someone - namely, Welsh actorly type Luke Evans, who's soon to be seen alongside Gemma Arterton and Dominic Cooper in Tamara Drewe, from whence these pictures are taken.







Anyone else kinda fancying roast beef for lunch tomorrow?

Remember Aaron from V? Course you do - you're a DS stalwart. Anyway, here's what Mr Buckingham - for that's what his bank manager calls him - has just posted on his Twitter page.



We've said it before and we'll say it again - sometimes there's nothing like a nice bumshot.

And jaunty purple ones at that.









American Apparel, right?

Here's one Branson we wouldn't mind getting in a bit of a pickle with. (Ho ho ho.)



We'd even let Sam keep his hat on - nout wrong with a nice bit of jauntiness - as long as he promised not to go full-on beardy like daddy.