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Published Friday, May 22 2009, 09:06 BST | By Nick Levine | 29 comments
We feature Becks and Ronaldo quite a bit on Gay Spy, so today we thought we'd give some other famous ball-kickers a go. First up we have the abtastic Alan Smith.

Next we have Frank Lampard, who really shouldn't be bothering to pop on a shirt.

And finally we have Joe Cole, a man who does tummy exercises even when he's on holiday.

What's the score then? 3-0? 2-1? 1-2? 0-3? We're feeling cautiously optimistic.

Next we have Frank Lampard, who really shouldn't be bothering to pop on a shirt.

And finally we have Joe Cole, a man who does tummy exercises even when he's on holiday.

What's the score then? 3-0? 2-1? 1-2? 0-3? We're feeling cautiously optimistic.
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Alex, Manchester, on May 26th, 2009
Could you feature Lionel Messi (Barcelona) to celebrate the Champions league final?
Could you feature Lionel Messi (Barcelona) to celebrate the Champions league final?
WORD, London, on May 25th, 2009
Frank Lampard all the way!
Frank Lampard all the way!
RJ, Oxford, on May 23rd, 2009
I like all three, but what is the obsession with small nipples on here lately? I suppose you'd send him packing because they aren't big enough for your liking? I really think some other "things" are more important.
I like all three, but what is the obsession with small nipples on here lately? I suppose you'd send him packing because they aren't big enough for your liking? I really think some other "things" are more important.
John, London, on May 22nd, 2009
Alan Smith is a complete SEX GOD!!!
Alan Smith is a complete SEX GOD!!!
Martin, Stockton-on-tees, on May 22nd, 2009
Of the three, Alan def has the hottest body. But agree with skib, Xabi Alonso is fab, and of course Steven Gerrard MORE PLEASE
Of the three, Alan def has the hottest body. But agree with skib, Xabi Alonso is fab, and of course Steven Gerrard MORE PLEASE
Gareth, Essex, on May 22nd, 2009
could frank have bigger love handles!! - now i know where all the pies have gone.
could frank have bigger love handles!! - now i know where all the pies have gone.
Nick, Bristol, on May 22nd, 2009
Lampard is my favourite, but that picture doesn't do him him justice!
Lampard is my favourite, but that picture doesn't do him him justice!
Simon, Caaaaardiff, on May 22nd, 2009
WOW! It's a good job I didn't see these pics before going to work this morning or I would not have been able to walk!! 100% Yum Factor!!
WOW! It's a good job I didn't see these pics before going to work this morning or I would not have been able to walk!! 100% Yum Factor!!
Nate, Leicester, on May 22nd, 2009
All please. In that order too, from bloody hot to smokin' piece of man meat!
All please. In that order too, from bloody hot to smokin' piece of man meat!
Auds, Dublin, on May 22nd, 2009
All looking nice.
All looking nice.
Anna, London, on May 22nd, 2009
Joe for me please!
Joe for me please!
Jimmy, on May 22nd, 2009
Joe Cole gets my vote. Frank Lampards nipple's are too small for my liking and that expression & hair don't do it for me...then again he's got a nice tan (y)
Joe Cole gets my vote. Frank Lampards nipple's are too small for my liking and that expression & hair don't do it for me...then again he's got a nice tan (y)
G*. Edinburgh, on May 22nd, 2009
Oh Joe all the way - But check out Nacho Novo from Glasgow Rangers - SUPER hot!
Oh Joe all the way - But check out Nacho Novo from Glasgow Rangers - SUPER hot!
Chris, Norwich, on May 22nd, 2009
Joe Cole is the fittest footballer, and celebrity ever. His body is to die for, hes perfect. His chest, stomach and legs are so many and horny GRRR
Joe Cole is the fittest footballer, and celebrity ever. His body is to die for, hes perfect. His chest, stomach and legs are so many and horny GRRR
Alderman Splodgetts, on May 22nd, 2009
Alan Smith! I'd forgotten about him! Thanks for the memory ...
Alan Smith! I'd forgotten about him! Thanks for the memory ...
Andy, Enfield/Hull, on May 22nd, 2009
Lampard does it for me, so hot!
Lampard does it for me, so hot!
Naughty Nick, Stuart Pilkingtons better half - Manchester, on May 22nd, 2009
impressed with all 3, joe cole is hot but shame he's so small - id be a giant compared to him.
impressed with all 3, joe cole is hot but shame he's so small - id be a giant compared to him.
Mike, Sussex, on May 22nd, 2009
Joe Cole is hot!!! Alan is very nice too :-)
Joe Cole is hot!!! Alan is very nice too :-)
Brendan, Surrey, on May 22nd, 2009
"His sole brain-cell firing neurons into the abyss?!" Ha! Good one Brenig!
"His sole brain-cell firing neurons into the abyss?!" Ha! Good one Brenig!






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