Who hit the beach this weekend?

Myles, Blackpool on May 29th, 2009
mmmmm

Alan, Liverpool on May 26th, 2009
You're slipping again GS. I see nothing special about him - he's old hat now.

Lee, Manchester on May 26th, 2009
who is that guy in SNTLA? I don't know him at all, kind of like a more grown up version of Damien aka the Omen or just in pain...

Alderman Splodgetts on May 26th, 2009
A very poor actor. The brilliant band Cats In Paris have a song about him and his rubbishness, accompanied by pictures of him with his shirt off. He's fairly pleasant to look at, but I just don't understand why he keeps making films. As you say, it's a slow day.

Lee, Manchester on May 26th, 2009
gotta agree 100% with Brendan (as usual) he's just plain and boring, but has an undoubtidly amazing body - but he appears to have NO personality and can't act...and needs a bag on that head. cant diss the hair though no matter how tragic it is...mines just the same before i attack it with straightners haha

Brendan, Surrey on May 26th, 2009
I find him pretty unappealing because it's like Hollywood pays to keep him in this manner, like he's a kept man. It's not like he's a great actor and has much to say and offer, but he gets paid millions and still feels the need to do adverts. He's like the male Andie MacDowell. Repulsive.