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Your afternoon helping of Cristiano
Published Monday, Jun 1 2009, 14:04 BST | By Nick Levine | 31 comments
Did you have a nice lunch? Whatever you had, it probably wasn't as tasty as this.

Yup, that's completely blown our chicken and avocado ciabatta out of the water. Room for one more?

Cristiano, we thank you from the very bottom of our loins.

Yup, that's completely blown our chicken and avocado ciabatta out of the water. Room for one more?

Cristiano, we thank you from the very bottom of our loins.
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chantel from birimgam, on June 4th, 2009
Cristiano i fancey the butt of y and i would like to shag y any day
Cristiano i fancey the butt of y and i would like to shag y any day
Richard, London, on June 3rd, 2009
So fit, just want I would want for my summer holiday
So fit, just want I would want for my summer holiday
Camfan, on June 3rd, 2009
not my cup of tea.
not my cup of tea.
Frank, Manchester, on June 2nd, 2009
Oh DS thanks for that, I am still slightly disappointed we can't see the "frank and beans" (no pun intended)
Oh DS thanks for that, I am still slightly disappointed we can't see the "frank and beans" (no pun intended)
JC, Bradford, on June 2nd, 2009
thanks GS. i had had lunch and now its come back up!!!!!
thanks GS. i had had lunch and now its come back up!!!!!
Scott, NW London, on June 2nd, 2009
@ Lee & Ben... Just Googled Luke Gulden - PHWAR! He's gorgeous! Please please please GS, can we have some Luke on here soon? What a bod!
@ Lee & Ben... Just Googled Luke Gulden - PHWAR! He's gorgeous! Please please please GS, can we have some Luke on here soon? What a bod!
Lee, Manchester, on June 2nd, 2009
gotta agree with you Ben, Leeds - Luke Gulden in STUNNING
gotta agree with you Ben, Leeds - Luke Gulden in STUNNING
Brenig, Wales, on June 2nd, 2009
He could pout for a living + supply enough grease to run a hundred chip-shops.
He could pout for a living + supply enough grease to run a hundred chip-shops.
AF, Old Trafford, on June 1st, 2009
He needs a checkup from the neck up!
He needs a checkup from the neck up!
Scott, NW London, on June 1st, 2009
After a good few real men featured on GS in the last week, here we go again with the tangerine plastic primadonna himself! I just don't get what people see in him?
Andrew, Cardiff, on June 1st, 2009
I really do not see the attraction either......face always looks like he's been hit with a football and wondering where the hell did that come from .. they body is nice but it is just too tanned and just not enough hair ... looks like a madame tussauds figure 24/7
I really do not see the attraction either......face always looks like he's been hit with a football and wondering where the hell did that come from .. they body is nice but it is just too tanned and just not enough hair ... looks like a madame tussauds figure 24/7
Emma, Liverpool, on June 1st, 2009
he's only 24 where you get 27?
he's only 24 where you get 27?
Naughtynick, Cristiano ronaldo's bed, on June 1st, 2009
phew hotter than the weather today!!
phew hotter than the weather today!!
Sean, Sussex, on June 1st, 2009
What happened to the dropped shorts?!!! Great body ;-) xx
What happened to the dropped shorts?!!! Great body ;-) xx
Brandon, Barnsley, on June 1st, 2009
F**k Me. I'm off for a w**k!
F**k Me. I'm off for a w**k!
Ben, Leeds, on June 1st, 2009
If it isn't Zac Effron it's this guy! I can't believe GS hasn't discovered the delights of Luke Guldan yet! Well worth a picture special!!!!!!!!
If it isn't Zac Effron it's this guy! I can't believe GS hasn't discovered the delights of Luke Guldan yet! Well worth a picture special!!!!!!!!
Diva Surprise, Streatham, on June 1st, 2009
Divas, this man is one hot croissant. If he ever needs a beach partner, let it be me! If he ever wanna get fresh with a real bitch, let it be me! I wanna take this one out with my peeps and show them who got the hot croissant. Me! And I'll eat him in one bite. Ciao!
Divas, this man is one hot croissant. If he ever needs a beach partner, let it be me! If he ever wanna get fresh with a real bitch, let it be me! I wanna take this one out with my peeps and show them who got the hot croissant. Me! And I'll eat him in one bite. Ciao!
Simon,London, on June 1st, 2009
Greasy, waxed, face like a slapped arse and the eyebrows of an off-duty tranny. I really don't see the attraction.
Greasy, waxed, face like a slapped arse and the eyebrows of an off-duty tranny. I really don't see the attraction.
Adam, Derbyshire, on June 1st, 2009
Nice body but where is it???
Nice body but where is it???






PHWAR why have i never noticed this!!