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OH SWEET JESUS YES!
Published Monday, Sep 6 2010, 09:51 BST | By Nick Levine | 9 comments
We had a nanosecond of doubt about whether to post these snaps of Madonna's Jesus gallivanting on the sands in Rio, but then we thought, 'Hang on, he's a fit young model type with his top off, what have we got to Luz?'



Now, was that big old groan we just heard of the cringey or orgasmicky variety?

© Rex Features

© Rex Features

© Rex Features
Now, was that big old groan we just heard of the cringey or orgasmicky variety?
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RJ, on September 6th, 2010
@History Boy - the standards around here slipped a long time ago...
@History Boy - the standards around here slipped a long time ago...
History Boy, on September 6th, 2010
He's nothing to write home about I've seen better looking guys in my local high street, your standards are slipping
He's nothing to write home about I've seen better looking guys in my local high street, your standards are slipping
Josh,Cornwall, on September 6th, 2010
the world's HOTTEST couple!!! M is a lucky woman ;-) and Jesus is one heck of a lucky man to!!
the world's HOTTEST couple!!! M is a lucky woman ;-) and Jesus is one heck of a lucky man to!!
Alex, on September 6th, 2010
I've never seen what the big fuss over him is to be honest. Madonna is welcome to keep him (and her music, but I suppose that's one ask too many). :)
I've never seen what the big fuss over him is to be honest. Madonna is welcome to keep him (and her music, but I suppose that's one ask too many). :)
Simon, UK, on September 6th, 2010
I've seen better looking tramps.
I've seen better looking tramps.
NC, on September 6th, 2010
I love the pics!
I love the pics!
Robert, on September 6th, 2010
Lovely Second pic. However when you said Madonna's Jesus and then he was earing a cross I thought good lord the religious symbolism. I can't really perv on a man name Jesus who wears a cross and is dating a Madonna can I?
Lovely Second pic. However when you said Madonna's Jesus and then he was earing a cross I thought good lord the religious symbolism. I can't really perv on a man name Jesus who wears a cross and is dating a Madonna can I?
Brendan, Surrey, on September 6th, 2010
Morecambe is quite nice this time of year. He went on the donkey rides later and was heard to exclaim "thees feels strangely familiar"
Morecambe is quite nice this time of year. He went on the donkey rides later and was heard to exclaim "thees feels strangely familiar"






He's actually perfect. But him + Madonna = yuck!