Is it worth nipping out to the newsies in a bit?

Right-oh, we'll make this nice and unambiguous, because we know it's still pretty early and your cogs probably haven't begun whirring like a slightly-past-its-best tumble dryer yet...

D is for Dunc The Hunk - a bona fide friend of Sheridan Smith, no less - with his kit off.



E is for Everyone else in Blue with their kit off.



F is for Fit Rugby type with his kit off.



O is for Ohmygoshdoyoustillevenneedtoask... but if you do, here's a behind-the-scenes vid from the Blue shoot to push you over to the right side of the fence.



DEFO.