Turns out, filming yourself dancing around in a hastily-made foil bikini or singing 'Part Of Your World' in the bath, and uploading said clips to the internet, can really get a boy noticed. A case in point? Bespectacled merman Harry Clayton-Wright, whom we joined as he stripped off for the Gay Times naked shoot.
Oh, and he made us interview him on camera.
To see Harry's double-page spread, just pop to the shops and pick up your copy of Gay Times now. Here's Haz to show you how it's done.
We hope he treated lovely Smiths lady to a sausage roll too.