Can boys have jugs? Baps, yup, and (disco) tits fo' sho'... but jugs? Anyway, we digress. Here's Toby Kebbell from Charlie Brooker's satirical mini-series wotsit Black Mirror
And here are what, sod it, we're going to call his "jugs".
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Don't like it? Well tough. Unlike Mr Brooker, we don't give a Konnie Huq.