Gay Spy gets hairy

Here at Gay Spy, we're very conscious of the fact that the celebrity flesh we've been featuring recently – David Beckham, Joe Cole, Milo from Heroes – has tended to be as hair-free as a porn actress' unmentionables. To redress the balance a little, we thought we'd treat you to this furrilicious photo of Matt Di Angelo from Strictly Come Dancing. He looks very good indeed, doesn't he?

While sizing up Mr. Di Angelo, one member of the Gay Spy team cracked a joke that was either brilliantly terrible or terribly brilliant. (If we're honest, it was probably a bit of both.) "That's one hell of a rug," he dead-panned. "Or is it a Matt?" Do you know what, readers, we were tempted to give him a good pelting...

Before you ask, no, we won't be apologising for that one.