Cheer up Juan Pablo, it's not all bad

This dark, brooding chap is Juan Pablo di Pace, the actor who's complained about his penis being airbrushed on a Royal Opera House poster. Shrunken schlong or no shrunken schlong, we reckon he's quite fit.


Wondering where you recognise him from? Allow us to divert your attention to this classic pop promo:



Whatever the size of Mr di P's manhood, he clearly has a very impressive thrusting action. As we've always said, it's not the size of the wand... but the magic that's in it.