Say hi to Philip, who hails originally from Lincoln, but now lives in the hometown of Doctor Who, Charlotte Church and Chip Alley. (Before you ask, yes, we absolutely bloody love all three).

We don't know Philip very well yet - we haven't got to his fascinating facts, of course - but we're guessing from this next picture that he's not what you'd call the bashful sort.

What is it about south Wales that makes men want to do things like that? It's definitely got something to do with John Barrowman... anyway, here are Philip's fascinating facts.

1. "I'm left-handed."
2. "I'm learning Welsh."
3. "When I was five, I broke my nose."

Too late to kiss it better? Never. Anyway, we're still keen to receive Fit Readers any which way we can, so if you'd like to see yourself where Philip is now, send some nice big pictures, three fascinating facts and your name, age and hometown to fitreader@digitalspy.co.uk. Thanks very much in advance.