Oi oi... let's see a bit more then.
And maybe just a little bit...
CRIKEY HE AIN'T NO SHY BOY. Right, if we can all recompose ourselves for just a minute, it's time for
1. "I love Lady GaGa! I went dressed up as her for her first UK Monster Ball gig in Manchester - front row and everything! Anyhoo, turns out she was wearing the same wig as me so she kept stopping right in front of me. She must have thought, 'Damn I have to get a new wig!'"
2. "Can't get enough of Pizza Hut's Pepperoni Feast pizzas - so good 'cos they're so bad!"
3. "I totally have the hots for both Dannii Minogue and her hot beefcake of a husband. What can I say, I'm greedy."
Aren't we all, Kirk, aren't we all? Anyway, if you fancy grabbing your balls for the benefit of the Gay Spy brigade, just send some nice big piccies, three fascinating facts and your name, age and location to email@example.com. Come on boyos, you knows you wants to!