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When asked at the 'F*ck' off I'm a TV God' session at MGEITF this afternoon, what their dream 9pm hour-long factual entertainment show would be, the panel [some serious, some joking] answered:
"B***ocks to Africa. We get Jamie Oliver to go out to Africa and make a stew to feed 28 million people, " said former editor of The Sun Kelvin Mackenzie.
"How to Have Good Sex After Marriage," said Stuart Murphy, creative director, Twofour Broadcast."*
"Send McDonalds to Africa and force feed them on it for a month and then see how healthy they are at the end," said Martin Durkin, managing director, WAG TV.
And Chris Shaw, senior programme controller at Five, said: "A show that achieves world peace."
All very amusing. Though the best bit of the session was when Mackenzie referred to Prime Minister Gordon Brown as "an ugly, 55-year-old one-eyed Scotsman."
Nice one Kelvin, you're a class act! The Fringe is on just down the road...
*Soon to be seen on Five. I'm not joking.
"B***ocks to Africa. We get Jamie Oliver to go out to Africa and make a stew to feed 28 million people, " said former editor of The Sun Kelvin Mackenzie.
"How to Have Good Sex After Marriage," said Stuart Murphy, creative director, Twofour Broadcast."*
"Send McDonalds to Africa and force feed them on it for a month and then see how healthy they are at the end," said Martin Durkin, managing director, WAG TV.
And Chris Shaw, senior programme controller at Five, said: "A show that achieves world peace."
All very amusing. Though the best bit of the session was when Mackenzie referred to Prime Minister Gordon Brown as "an ugly, 55-year-old one-eyed Scotsman."
Nice one Kelvin, you're a class act! The Fringe is on just down the road...
*Soon to be seen on Five. I'm not joking.
