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Valentine's Day
Published Monday, Feb 8 2010, 10:35 GMT | By Stella Papamichael | 18 comments
Director: Garry Marshall; Screenwriter: Katherine Fugate, Abby Kohn; Starring: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Garner, Anne Hathaway; Running time: 125 mins; Certificate: 12A
Valentine's Day follows various star-crossed lovers as their paths intertwine on the most romantic day of the year. For director Garry Marshall, who set hearts aflutter with Pretty Woman 20 years ago, it's an attempt to recapture some of that old magic. He even casts Julia Roberts in a small role, but he also extracts some likable performances out of a younger, trendier ensemble that features Ashton Kutcher, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel and the brilliant Topher Grace. Their stories won't make your heart thump like the 1990 classic, but they do provide a fun, flirty night out.
In this tapestry of minor plots, some threads hold up better than others. Anne Hathaway and Topher Grace make one of the more engaging couples (Liz and Jason), who after spending a wild night together, struggle to put their relationship onto a firmer footing. The situation is made a tad more complicated by Liz's secret double-life as a phone sex operator, and though this isn't the most daring or original twist, their rapport compensates for that. Their vague awkwardness together is cleverly juiced over dinner in a restaurant where they're literally rubbing shoulders.
Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher (as Julia and Reed) are old childhood buddies clearly destined for something more when it turns out that Julia's hunky boyfriend (Patrick Dempsey of TV's Grey's Anatomy) is married with a child. As the flower salesman who must deliver bouquets to both women, Reed tortures himself with whether to spill the beans and meanwhile fails to notice that his new fiancée (a sulky Jessica Alba) is having second thoughts about their own relationship. There is nothing intrinsically funny about the situation, but again, it's the goofy charms of Kutcher and Garner, and their sincere approach, which lights up the screen.
Sadly, there are other more intriguing characters who aren't lavished with as much attention by the director. Jessica Biel plays a neurotic publicist who barely has a moment to breathe (she hyperventilates over lunch) let alone sell herself to suave sports journo Kelvin (Jamie Foxx). Their 'coming together' becomes a slapstick farce with no sense of what makes either person tick, or why they'd make a good couple. In fact, they have no chemistry. It doesn't help that Biel has a permanently glazed expression that gives nothing away. Just as vacuous are the two Taylors (Lautner and Swift; the former of Twilight fame), but they're at least playing it for laughs as two all-American teens who are just, like, in love and stuff...
There's a conscious - if not, self-conscious - effort to appeal to all ages. Another strand centres on a little boy's first infatuation, whilst, at the other end of the spectrum, there is Hollywood veteran Shirley MacLaine who hides a guilty secret from her husband of umpteen years played by Hector Elizondo (aka the concierge in Pretty Woman). It's a nifty bit of casting for MacLaine who gets to do her sassy and sensitive routine. Conversely, Julia Roberts plays down her cutesy image as a soldier returning from a tour of duty in one of the more surprising subplots. Inevitably, all of these stories merge neatly in the end, but it's a soft impact. Marshall directs like a giddy Cupid, spreading the joy thinly among the multitudes. Still, if we learn anything from this Valentine's movie, it's that even a bit of what you fancy does you good.

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In this tapestry of minor plots, some threads hold up better than others. Anne Hathaway and Topher Grace make one of the more engaging couples (Liz and Jason), who after spending a wild night together, struggle to put their relationship onto a firmer footing. The situation is made a tad more complicated by Liz's secret double-life as a phone sex operator, and though this isn't the most daring or original twist, their rapport compensates for that. Their vague awkwardness together is cleverly juiced over dinner in a restaurant where they're literally rubbing shoulders.
Jennifer Garner and Ashton Kutcher (as Julia and Reed) are old childhood buddies clearly destined for something more when it turns out that Julia's hunky boyfriend (Patrick Dempsey of TV's Grey's Anatomy) is married with a child. As the flower salesman who must deliver bouquets to both women, Reed tortures himself with whether to spill the beans and meanwhile fails to notice that his new fiancée (a sulky Jessica Alba) is having second thoughts about their own relationship. There is nothing intrinsically funny about the situation, but again, it's the goofy charms of Kutcher and Garner, and their sincere approach, which lights up the screen.
Sadly, there are other more intriguing characters who aren't lavished with as much attention by the director. Jessica Biel plays a neurotic publicist who barely has a moment to breathe (she hyperventilates over lunch) let alone sell herself to suave sports journo Kelvin (Jamie Foxx). Their 'coming together' becomes a slapstick farce with no sense of what makes either person tick, or why they'd make a good couple. In fact, they have no chemistry. It doesn't help that Biel has a permanently glazed expression that gives nothing away. Just as vacuous are the two Taylors (Lautner and Swift; the former of Twilight fame), but they're at least playing it for laughs as two all-American teens who are just, like, in love and stuff...
There's a conscious - if not, self-conscious - effort to appeal to all ages. Another strand centres on a little boy's first infatuation, whilst, at the other end of the spectrum, there is Hollywood veteran Shirley MacLaine who hides a guilty secret from her husband of umpteen years played by Hector Elizondo (aka the concierge in Pretty Woman). It's a nifty bit of casting for MacLaine who gets to do her sassy and sensitive routine. Conversely, Julia Roberts plays down her cutesy image as a soldier returning from a tour of duty in one of the more surprising subplots. Inevitably, all of these stories merge neatly in the end, but it's a soft impact. Marshall directs like a giddy Cupid, spreading the joy thinly among the multitudes. Still, if we learn anything from this Valentine's movie, it's that even a bit of what you fancy does you good.

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Amre, Luton, on February 18th, 2010
JUST AN AWFUL FILM THROUGHOUT AN AMERICAN RIP OFF OF LOVE ACTUALLY WHICH THE SOONER IT IS OF THE SCREENS THE BETTER PURE RUBBISH! IF NO STARS WERE AN OPTION IT WOULD HAVE THEM!!!
JUST AN AWFUL FILM THROUGHOUT AN AMERICAN RIP OFF OF LOVE ACTUALLY WHICH THE SOONER IT IS OF THE SCREENS THE BETTER PURE RUBBISH! IF NO STARS WERE AN OPTION IT WOULD HAVE THEM!!!
Sam, Nottingham, on February 17th, 2010
Lighten up people. It was a great, light hearted film, funny in lots of places and its so nice to see all the celebs together. Taylor swift, Taylor lautner and Emma roberts are more than amazing.
Lighten up people. It was a great, light hearted film, funny in lots of places and its so nice to see all the celebs together. Taylor swift, Taylor lautner and Emma roberts are more than amazing.
Lauren, London, on February 16th, 2010
Not the most amazing film, thought it was going to be really funny. Found out, not so much. Although the Julia Roberts Pretty Woman reference at the end was an all time in.
Not the most amazing film, thought it was going to be really funny. Found out, not so much. Although the Julia Roberts Pretty Woman reference at the end was an all time in.
Nimo, Sheffield, on February 15th, 2010
It was greattttt :) Bradley Cooper <3
It was greattttt :) Bradley Cooper <3
Khristian, Vancouver, on February 15th, 2010
it was AWESOME!!!
it was AWESOME!!!
Veronica, Exeter, on February 14th, 2010
Horrible movie. Just because the director/producer mananged to haul together an all star cast, doesn't mean he should forget to write a decent script or screenplay
Horrible movie. Just because the director/producer mananged to haul together an all star cast, doesn't mean he should forget to write a decent script or screenplay
Lolly, forums, on February 14th, 2010
I ADORED IT! Especially the Ashton storyline, and the Julia Roberts storyline...Bradley Cooper is hot and well worth seeing, though my friends found Taylor Lautner a reason in himself. Basically is the American version of Love Actually, but with LA being a classic, I wouldn't give it the 5 stars that LA deserves. but a well-deserved 4 stars :)
I ADORED IT! Especially the Ashton storyline, and the Julia Roberts storyline...Bradley Cooper is hot and well worth seeing, though my friends found Taylor Lautner a reason in himself. Basically is the American version of Love Actually, but with LA being a classic, I wouldn't give it the 5 stars that LA deserves. but a well-deserved 4 stars :)
Sophie, London, on February 14th, 2010
The movie is intresting! it is really good but sometimes confusing when you switch to other people
The movie is intresting! it is really good but sometimes confusing when you switch to other people
Ben, Hull, on February 14th, 2010
The only site to give the film more than 2 stars... Rotten Tomatoes is averaging this film at 15%. So converting that score the film isn't even worth one star!
The only site to give the film more than 2 stars... Rotten Tomatoes is averaging this film at 15%. So converting that score the film isn't even worth one star!
Lexiee, on February 14th, 2010
I thought it was good, and funny! It's not amazing, but if you like films like Love Actually, then you'll like this.
I thought it was good, and funny! It's not amazing, but if you like films like Love Actually, then you'll like this.
Mark, UK, on February 13th, 2010
I don't know which film you were all watching? I thought it was really funny and each story was told really well!
I don't know which film you were all watching? I thought it was really funny and each story was told really well!
Veronica, Exeter, on February 12th, 2010
Completely unsatisfying considering the good ensemble cast.
Completely unsatisfying considering the good ensemble cast.
Cambo84, on February 12th, 2010
One of the worst films I've ever seen. Less romcom, more romVOM. Should be renamed Valentines Day Massacre. Cliched, patronising, embarrassingly badly written, overacted nonsense.
One of the worst films I've ever seen. Less romcom, more romVOM. Should be renamed Valentines Day Massacre. Cliched, patronising, embarrassingly badly written, overacted nonsense.
Gerri, Darwen, on February 12th, 2010
So it's a Yank version of Love Actually?
So it's a Yank version of Love Actually?
Matthew, Windsor, on February 11th, 2010
The Eric Dane & Bradley Cooper is a same-sex story strand - very much looking forward to that pairing!!!
The Eric Dane & Bradley Cooper is a same-sex story strand - very much looking forward to that pairing!!!
Harry, on February 9th, 2010
Did they not have the guts to include a same sex relationship?
Did they not have the guts to include a same sex relationship?
Isabella, Westminster, on February 8th, 2010
Just saw a preview which seems quite lacklustre, if you ask me. Also very disappointing, especially considering it has an all star cast
Just saw a preview which seems quite lacklustre, if you ask me. Also very disappointing, especially considering it has an all star cast
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