Cliff Richard: 'Thank You For A Lifetime'

Later this month Cliff Richard will celebrate the 50th anniversary of his first hit single ('Move It', No.2 in September '58). He's marking the milestone with an autobiography, an eight-disc retrospective collection and one last bid for the No.1 spot. If he succeeds, the Peter Pan of pop will have topped the charts in six consecutive decades - a stupidly impressive feat by anyone's standards.

As you'd expect, the single itself is cheesier than Alex James's finger nails. 'Thank You For A Lifetime' sounds like the theme tune to a second-rate 70s variety show, and its lyrics are almost painfully autobiographical ("50 years ago, a kid stood on the stage..."). Nevertheless, it would take a heart of stone to begrudge Cliff, in many ways the consummate pop professional, his one final moment of chart glory.