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Madonna: 'Hard Candy'

Released on Monday, Apr 28 2008
Published Wednesday, Apr 30 2008, 11:29 BST | By Nick Levine | 39 comments
Madonna: 'Hard Candy'
At first glance, Hard Candy isn't Madonna's most appetising album - and that garish, horribly gynaecological cover shot isn't solely to blame. Actually, the main offender is the whiff of safeness that surrounds the project. Madonna built her reputation on making bold, provocative and often very innovative pop music, but this time around she's playing it safe, employing established R&B producers, rather than underground dance stars, to shape her sound. Knob-twiddling duties here are shared between The Neptunes, the US duo who've crafted hits for Gwen Stefani, Britney Spears and Kelis in recent years, and the indefatigable Timbaland, a man whose CV features more pop A-listers than Elton John's Blackberry. The message is clear: Madonna wants hits in America, where her last album, 2005's disco-inspired Confessions on a Dancefloor, received a rather lukewarm reception.

To that end, Hard Candy has already begun to deliver, with lead single '4 Minutes' becoming her biggest hit across the pond in seven years. Sadly, despite an exciting, horn-fuelled groove and some neat vocal interplay between Madonna and Justin Timberlake - yup, he's come along for the ride - it lacks the jaw-dropping pop brilliance of Madonna's very best album trailers: 'Like A Prayer', 'Music', 'Hung Up'.

Thankfully, Her Madgesty's pop smarts are sharper elsewhere. As the title suggests, Hard Candy is the musical equivalent of a packet of sherbet lemons, with lots of sugary pop fizz lurking just beneath the hard, shiny R&B shells. Some highlights? Well, 'Give It To Me' mixes ska and disco to almost impossibly bouncy effect; 'Miles Away' merges the electronic and the acoustic as seamlessly as anything on American Life managed; and 'Heartbeat' is a rave-tinged electro-ballad with a surprisingly ace vocal performance from Madonna.

Best of all, despite the initial fears, Madonna's spirit of adventure hasn't entirely escaped her. 'She's Not Me' morphs from camp, strutting disco anthem - complete with whistles, hand-claps and guitar work from former Prince collaborator Wendy Melvoin - to Confessions-style filter house workout, while 'Incredible' ties together elements of pop, rock, trance and hip-hop with a rope made of sexual elation: "Sex with you is incredible!" she gasps as this six-minute epic reaches its climax. These tracks feature sounds familiar from recent hits by other pop/R&B artists, but only Madonna would think to package them this inventively.

Sadly, this level of creativity isn't maintained across the album. Though Hard Candy always sounds hip, modern and club-friendly, its streetwise sheen sometimes comes at the expense of personality. 'Beat Goes On', the album's much-hyped Kanye West collaboration, is flatter than Madonna's yoga-toned stomach, while an array of cringe-inducing lyrics can't disguise the fact that 'Spanish Lesson' desperately wants to break into Timberlake's 'Like I Love You'. These tracks aren't terrible, but it's disappointing to hear the woman who styles herself the "Queen of Pop" sounding so very ordinary.

Time is unlikely to view Hard Candy as one of Madonna's great artistic achievements - it's too tied to the moment for that - but, for now, it offers a brisk, exciting listen. Everything you'd expect from a modern-day Madonna album is here: a handful of future smashes, plenty of bravado about sex and dancing, several nods to her back catalogue and the usual smattering of lyrical howlers ("You don't have to be rich and famous to be good," from 'Dance 2Night', could be a new career low.)

Actually, Hard Candy's lasting legacy will probably be to document where Madonna's head was at as she approached the big five-O. "Give me a record and I'll break it," she demands on 'Give It To Me', telling us pretty much everything we need to know. Whether you like her new sound or not, it's hard not to admire Madonna's hunger.

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Dillon, on March 3rd, 2011
Awful album. Madonna truly lost her way. A 50 plus year old woman grinding away to R&B music is embarrassing and contrived at best. Sold a fraction of COADF and the reasons speak for themselves. Awful cover, awful songs. Better next time Madge.
5 Stars
Josh,Cornwall, on July 7th, 2010
i have been in reflective mode the past week and got out Hard Candy, and maan does Madonna know how to create a recording that will provide longevity! Hard Candy is so timeless and has matured with the times and over 2 years the songs are amazing! Hard Candy chows that she can push the boundaries for new sounds and diversify the corners of the pop spectrum to create a real adrenaline fuelled rush of a pop recording that proves why this album was indeed the greatest recording of 2008!Confessions On The Dance Floor is a pop masterpiece and was a blockbuster album, it mans so much to me and Hard Candy i feel is it's sequel and all the more Confessions' ideal counterpart as it can be so dark at times and so very personal that the distortion of the synths and the tribal style beats can indicate that the song and album itself centerfolds a journey and a filmlike landscape much like Confessions, and follows the concept of her 10th album of New York and her personal reflections on where she has come and where she is growing Hard Candy delves into the personality of Madonna and reflects an artist that she really is as she finds herself consumed within the R&B grooves and beats it gives a sense that she is isolated with the beat and then dramatically turns it around as being the superior individual. It shows Madonna in strength and weakness, innocence and 'hard'core edginess.there are references to Erotica,Like A Prayer and Like A Virgin with the sense of playfulness with sounds and the voice and allows for each song to appear as though they are already massive hits because the production is so very fine and artistic it cannot but be presented in such a way for the listener, the lyrics are finely written as ever that the listener can either relate or just feel free when they listen and lose themselves within the record. Hard Candy is very underrated and they certainly do not make them like this often, pure personal pop with genuine big hands in the air,get your arse on the dance floor style anthems and proper experimental ballads. extremely underrated and deserved so much more care and attention, 2 singles wasn;t good enough, but it has still since sold 4 million copies and was one of th largest shipping albums of 2008 so therefore not a total loss, but Give It 2 Me lacked a big powerhouse of a video, while Miles Away NEEDED more promotion and a video,She's Not Me,Beat Goes On and Devil Wouldn't Recognize You would have been also massive single releases and could have had very detailed video's too but instead it is all left to the cinema of the imagination. Hard Candy is one of the most greatest albums recorded in recent years but instead feels somewhat neglected and underappreciated,still it topped the charts in a record breaking 37 countries!! and spawned the massive record breaking Sticky & Sweet Tour(more time was presumeably spent into the costs and the performances within that tour, again another brilliant one!) 10/10
1 Stars
mike, on August 26th, 2009
i bought this album and returned it . It was Horrible. Rubbish. Madonna lost her spark. She used Justin Timberlake to regain some success. Shame on you Madonna
5 Stars
Scott, Brisbane Australia, on November 15th, 2008
Yet another fantastic album by the most successful female recording artist in history. Her record breaking world tour has helped to ensure that this is one of the Top 10 biggest selling albums of the year worldwide and rightly so. It's packed full of catchy pop songs (as highlighted in the review above) and proves that even at 50, Madonna is definitely a force to be reckoned with. The naysayers have been proven wrong yet again.
Dipak Roy, India, on September 7th, 2008
I'am sure that the album seems to be excellent
3 Stars
Lily, on September 7th, 2008
i 'm sure the album's vey good.... however i'm 12 and like her 80's stuff better. what's wrong with madge theses days? she's a 50 year old acting like a 20 year old. i can't imagtion a world without madonna but she need to be sexy more suttle and naturally than acting like wannabe in a leotard dancing like one of 50 cent's video girls next to justin timberlake. He looks like her son rather than some one featuring on her track. madonna don't try to be something your not...... age gracefully with your music and pride not your great body and leotard.
5 Stars
Bustrov Sergey.Nikopol,Ukraine, on September 2nd, 2008
I am Happy.
1 Stars
Lee, York, on July 25th, 2008
An appalling album by a very sad individual who reached her sell by date a LONG time ago.
5 Stars
Angel, California, on July 5th, 2008
i love madonna- she is a legend and i also love tektoniks too!!!! hi to everybody in england
1 Stars
Michael Santa Fe, NM, on June 13th, 2008
One of the worst albums ever! How could someone so creative and brilliant create such crap! I am a huge fan of hers, but this does not engage me. 4 minutes makes no sense at all. It is flat and over-simplified. She is now becoming irrelevant and tired.
1 Stars
Bernd, Germamy, on June 9th, 2008
horrible
1 Stars
AntiVirgin,UK, on June 6th, 2008
The PUBLIC has voted with its feet and all the fantics here are shown in their true delusionary madness.After only a MONTH on sale this CAR CRASH of an album is nearly OUT of the TOP 30 already, WAY eclipsing AL as her most despised,unpopular and career destroying flop especially as a follow up, piggy backing on the incredible success of her last album, COADF. Like AL it is far too long gone to be saved by any future single release. On the positive side her obssesion with (continuing) her fame above all else eg credibility *FLUSH* (i've seen better lyrics by a 2 year old than on this album for gods sake - yet still her loons worship her as if she was shakespere) was bound to kill her career sooner rather than later despite her endless hypocritical denials of that fact. The album's artwork including her styling is GROTESQUE enough to put anyone off buying the thing before they even get chnace to listen to the contained 'complementry' audio. WHAT a TRAGIC way to go - now a universilly derided sad satirical figure of a once great Pop star - RIP Mads.
5 Stars
H, New York, on May 28th, 2008
An amazing album (once again) from the Queen. I has hints of RnB on it, but this is definitely a MADONNA album. I love it!!.
1 Stars
Leanna, London, on May 24th, 2008
OMG am i the only person that thinks 4 minutes is utter rubbish, from the annoying way JT says ''madonna'' to the ''tick-tock'' she finds necessary to repeat? ARGHHHH! I love madonna but i hate this new style, it doesn't suit her...& i've seen her cellulite while performing in that horrid leotard! There is little originality left in music these days & none in her!!
1 Stars
Nick, London, on May 20th, 2008
I just can't believe how terrible this album is. It is derivative nonsense from someone who has, in the past, been a trail-blazer. What happened? She panicked. She may claim not to care but it's all about popularity and acceptance with Madonna.
1 Stars
Ste, Essex, on May 13th, 2008
4 minutes to listen to the album... one track, rest crap....
5 Stars
Neil, UK, on May 10th, 2008
her best cd yet love it
5 Stars
Harry, US, on May 10th, 2008
I have been a Madonna fan since the very beginning. To me this record actually reminds me of the old style Madonna that I missed so much. Fun and fresh. Love the bells that the songs incorporate, that was her touch and the harmonies and interjections on the chorus lines. Brilliant!!!! Madonna you still are the Queen of POP!!!
QB, on May 7th, 2008
Didn't like it at first - took me a few listens and I now like two thirds of it - there a couple of potentially great songs which are ruined by tired, old Timbaland productions. I hope she does something innovative and wows us again with her next album.
4 Stars
Michael, Glasgow, on May 6th, 2008
Brillant, everyone just confess that you love her!!

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