Ke$ha ft. 3OH!3: 'Blah Blah Blah'

Ke$ha is kerayzee, doncha know - with her anti-pretension stance and brazen sink-weeing exploits, she must leave the industry bleedin' terrified! Thing is though, despite all the obvious reasons why she might annoy you, it was impossible not to smile last year when she gave us 'TiK ToK'. Her debut single was so damn hooky that it became easy to push aside any reservations and just throw yo'self onto the dancefloor. Sadly, 'Blah Blah Blah' fails to repeat the trick.

It's catchy, sure, but not enough to make you forget yourself the way its predecessor did. Worse still, the words are little more than faux-outrageous, faux-feminist trash. Ke$ha claims she's taking a table-turning potshot at chauvinistic male rappers, but in truth her lines are just too thick to deliver ("Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat/ Just show me where your d**k's at"). It's a point further undermined by the presence of brain-dead electropop duo 3OH!3 (lose one star, do not pass go). When it comes to Ke$ha's place in the filth-pop pantheon, Princess Superstar out-smuts her, Peaches has bigger balls, Lolita Storm offer much more sexual aggression and mainstream rival Lady GaGa has a far superior line in sex puns. Disco Stick 1 - Glove Box 0.