Dan Balan: 'Chica Bomb'

It's by the guy behind T.I. and RiRi's favourite Eurodance smash, it's got a video that could not accurately be subtitled "Jiggly Sweaty T*ts", and its title is a cringey slither of Spanglish that roughly translates as "Fit Girl Bomb". However, like a fondue made with Tesco Value mild cheddar, this isn't as cheesy as it should be.

In fact, 'Chica Bomb' is a sleek and reasonably sexy electro-house track with a nice bit of synthy bounce to it. It's not terribly original of course, and the lyrics aren't really worth cut 'n' pasting, but fair's fair, the hook doesn't miss explosive by much. The result? David Guetta may have nothing to worry about, but Britain's p*ssed up clubbers certainly do.


> Click here to watch the 'Chica Bomb' video