... phew, that's better. Right, having made full use of the peerless research tool that is the World Wide Web, we can now reveal that Yolanda Be Cool is the name of an Aussie dance duo, DCUP is a fellow Antipodean DJ type and 'We No Speak Americano' is a club smash built around a socking great sample from an old Italian language hit from the 1950s - to which the knob-twiddling trio have added beats as bouncy and eager-to-please as a Labrador pup at din-dins time. The result is far from unappealing but roughly as repetitive as the musings of a drunken depressive, so enjoy it now before that mate of a mate with a fondness for novelty ringtones gets hold of it. Our guess? You've got 48 hours tops.
> Click here to watch the 'We Speak No Americano' video