The chart contender in question? Well, it's a suitably Eurohousey club pumper called 'Dynamite' assembled with the dream team behind 'California Gurls', namely Messrs. Blanco, Luke and Martin. Pop snobs will sneer at the Guetta-aping production, the thoroughly perfunctory lyrics and the near-total lack of originality on display. Everyone else will enjoy what is essentially a cheap, tasty and entirely satisfying banger - call it a roadside van jumbo - while feeling grateful that 'Goodbye My Lover' didn't follow 'You're Beautiful' to the top of the Hot 100 back in '05.
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