Bruno Mars: 'Just The Way You Are'

Her eyes, he reckons, make the stars look like they're not shining. When she smiles, the whole world stops and stares for a while - it's called The Julia Roberts Effect, we believe. Oh, and if perfect what she's searching for, all he advises she do is "just stay the same". As you might have guessed by now, Bruno Mars - singer, songwriter, friend of B.o.B. and Travie - is really quite keen on his current squeeze.

So much so, in fact, that he's parcelled these swooning sentiments into a huge-hearted urbany piano ballad - call it Coldplay 'n' B and we couldn't correct you - with a similar, if not quite as undeniable, instant classic feel to 'Empire State Of Mind'. The only caveat? Hearing 'Just The Way You Are' blaring out of the radio everywhere she goes for the next few months, Little Miss Perfect might just live to regret the day she asked, 'Does my bum look big in these Daisy Dukes?'