Pink: 'Raise Your Glass'

When it comes to putting out your first 'Best Of', patience is a virtue. By waiting ten years and five albums before getting all Greatest Hitsy on our asses, Pink's reward is a career chronicle packed with ac-choo-ull smashes - so much so, in fact, that corkers like 'Most Girls' and 'Feel Good Time' didn't even make the cut. (Yup, we are still sulking about it.)

Anyhoo, trailing Greatest Hits... So Far!!! in the customary fashion is Pink's most straight up party song since 'Ur + Ur Hand'. Produced by Max Martin, and you can tell, it's a full-throttle pop/rock stomper with a chorus as subtle as a porn star's cleavage, some classic Pink ad libs and the best so-dumb-it's-genius couplet of the year: "Don't be fancy / Just get dancey." Raise Your Glass? But of course Miss Moore, and after ten years of sterling service to all things pop, the (pink) champagne's on us.