Christian TV: 'When She Turns 18'

His name conjures up images of religious bands rocking out to The Almighty on the God Channel, but just one listen to Christian TV's debut single instantly dispels such thoughts. Anyway, the nom de plume certainly hasn't bothered one Britney Spears, who, making us feel terribly uncool, declared this her song of last summer. We might be slow off the mark Brit, but what's good enough for you...

Over a club-ready mash-up of rock guitars, fuzzy synths and teak-tough beats, the un-religious one sends out a warning to his girlfriend's poor father: "When she turns 18 she'll choose between me and you / Guess who she's gonna pick?" Gotta admire the boy's confidence, but really now, has he factored in the all-powerful gravitational pull of Daddy's Credit Card?