Brian Harvey: 'I Can'

It's 1997. An ex-boyband star is launching his solo career on Top Of The Pops. He's wearing a rather dapper suit - no more back-to-front baseball caps and MC Hammer trousers for him! He's singing a grown-up ballad that shows off his true vocal talents and features some proper, meaningful lyrics. What's the song about? He's not really sure. It's got something to do with self-empowerment and making it through the rain. You know, stuff like that. Who cares? At least he's not singing "I tiggle in the middle as we giggle" now.

Ah, and what's this? Hurrah! The London Community Gospel Choir have strolled in to let everyone know that there's a key change coming up. They're all in white trouser suits. What a lovely song this is! So what's the problem? Err...well...Brian, mate, we're in 2007 now.