Brian McFadden: 'Like Only A Woman Can'

Is anyone out there still clamouring for a new Brian McFadden single? After 'Real To Me' (It's so very hard to be in a boy band when you're really an artist!), 'Irish Son' ("It's so very hard to be raised a Catholic!") and 'Demons' ("It's so very hard to be Brian McFadden!"), we've surely had enough of his inarticulate, self-involved whining.

'Like Only A Woman Can' is a plodding, charmless strumalong ballad in which our Bri gushes about being saved by the lurve of a good woman. The melody? Banal. The lyrics? Well, judge for yourselves. "Yeah, she's an angel," he croons, "And it's amazing how she's patient." Delta Goodrem, we feel for you. Kerry Katona, you've had a very lucky escape indeed.