Jennifer Lopez: 'Do It Well'

By golly, J'Lo is back! It may have been two years since she last hit the top spot in the UK and it may even be five years (doesn't that make you feel old!) since she revealed she was still simple ol' 'Jenny From The Block', but she's not forgotten about us - oh no! Now she returns with a brand-spanking new single in all her super-sized rump-shaking glory. Half-John Barry James Bond theme, half-Girls Aloud filth-fest, if you felt slightly disappointed by the lack of pizzazz on the latest Sugababes offering then J'Lo's here to console you.

Our favourite Latino hottie is feeling more frisky than Darren Day locked inside the Playboy mansion and it's all because some lucky bleeder's caught her eye. J-Lo coos: "I ain't ever met a man like that / I ain't ever fell so far, so fast / You can turn me on, throw me off rack" before it all gets a bit too much for the old dear and she explodes with sexual frustration: "Boy you do it, do it / you do it, do it, well". It's brassy, sassy, (although certainly not classy) and it's here to replace Beyoncé's 'Crazy In Luv' as everyone's favourite guilty dancefloor pleasure.