The Bon Iver Erotic Stories Tumblr pages contain numerous made-up erotic tales involving the indie object of desire.
One post reads: "Bon Iver is in the garden, singing to the fennel and sugar snap peas. He says it helps them reach their roots deep into the soil so they can grow tall. 'Someday', he says, as he pats my belly, 'I'll sing to our babies and they'll grow roots here too'."
Another writer imagined: "I'm at the farmer's market with Bon Iver. We can't decide which artisan cheese we like the most! We propped our bicycles against a bush and made love by the creek and then had raspberry pie."
Speaking to The Huffington Post, the blog's creators Alice Warren-Gregory, Anna Sawyer and Alex Finkel explained: "The three of us independently determined that we had inexplicable hots for Justin Vernon after watching that 40-minute studio session on Vimeo.
"Upon discovering our mutual love, we began spitballing romantic scenarios during a 3am car ride. There was a lot of laughing. Text messages ensued, and three days later the blog was born."
Watch Justin Vernon sing 'Holocene' below: