
The mansion will be much quieter today
In just 20 eventful days Jade, 23, has had all-out blazing rows with most of her fellow house guests, broken down in tears, had a visit from her boyfriend Jeff, and been rushed to hospital with a burst cyst on her ovary. Her famously dippy Jadeisms included asking if wood pigeons were a kind of ferret, believing you could drive to Ireland, admitting she didn't know how to spell her own middle names, claiming an onion grew in her ear, and theorising that Israeli Uri Gellar's spoon bending 'powers' could be because he was "from the place where Jesus was born".
Only Maureen Rees from Driving School, James Hewitt from The Games, and original Big Brother winner Craig Phillips remain in with a chance to win today's final and scoop the prize fund for their charity. Back To Reality is on at 9pm on Five.





