Sometimes we're shocked by the sheer audacity of our favourite stars. They think they can get away with just about anything! Offering drugs to Dukes? Sure. Chatting about their crack-waxing habits? No problemo. Throwing parties for the world's most iconic girl group? All in a day's work, it seems. Bearing this in mind, it's reassuring to know some silly celebs can't manage a trick our 81-year-old granddad has mastered: how to send an email. What a world we live in, eh?

10. The Feeling
The warm 'n' fuzzy rockers feed hash cake to the Duke of Somerset. Maybe. (Hopefully.)

9. Dannii Minogue
Is there something going on between Ms. Minogue and Mr. Cowell? Well, Kylie seems to think so…

8. Christopher Biggins
MEMO TO MR. C BIGGINS: NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR BUM HAIR AGAIN.

7. Spice Girls
Posh and co. insist they'll never, ever make a sequel to Spiceworld. At last, they listen to us!

6. Michelle Ryan
The former 'Enders lass moves to LA, bags a top US TV role and starts dating a Hollywood star. Honest to goodness, she'll be running for President next.

5. Daniel Radcliffe
Is Harry Potter planning a trip to the Corrie cobbles?

4. Nicole Scherzinger
Queen Doll admits she was shocked when she first saw her group's outfits. Nicole, love, think how your poor parents felt!

3. Liam Gallagher
The Oasis frontman might have sold more than 50m records, but he can't figure out how to correspond electronically. As we've always said, you win some, you lose some.

2. Celine Dion
The Canadian wailer decides to throw a party for the Spice Girls. Celine, pet, can we come?

1. Shayne Ward
The pop pin-up once got Shayne Jr. caught in his zipper, you know. Hmm. Is that why he's… 'Breathless'?