Our favourite celebrities have been behaving most unexpectedly this week. One of the most pleasant, granny-friendly men on TV has admitted he's a binge drinker; a notoriously hard-living rockstar has given himself jogger's nipple after overdoing his marathon training; and a stunning model-turned-actress has revealed she hasn't always enjoyed fireworks in the bedroom. Nice to know they can still shock us, isn't it?

10. Christina Aguilera
The former 'Dirrty' girl becomes a mummy. Congratulations, Mrs. Bratman!

9. Phillip Schofield
Say it ain't so, Phil, say it ain't so!

8. David Beckham
Becks bonds with Snoop Dogg over… success? Wealth? The high life? Nah, carpet slippers, apparently.

7. The Smurfs
The little blue chaps are celebrating their 50th birthday this year. Aww, Smurfette doesn't look a day over 21!

6. Gordon Ramsay
Our scallops are defrosting as you read this article. How about yours?

5. Leona Lewis
Can the queen of The X Factor became the queen of the Brit awards? We wouldn't bet against it.

4. Pete Doherty
Pete, mate, have you tried popping a plaster over them?

3. Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens
The twinkle-toed twosome sign up for High School Musical 3. Hurrah!

2. Katherine Heigl
The Grey's Anatomy star reckons her sex life is "ten times better" now she's married. Must have been a pretty 'underwhelming' courtship, eh?

1. David Tennant
The Doctor bags himself a new, real-life companion.