A large part of a celebrity's appeal is his/her lifestyle. We expect fast cars, hip parties and chic-yet-elegant outfits. With this mind, it's a little upsetting to learn that the latest celebrity trend, as started by Kate Moss, is knitting. Yes, that's right, just like your Great Aunt Iris. To be honest, if we're going to get used to seeing the world's most iconic supermodel with a ball of wool in her hand, we'll need something to sweeten the pill. Hmm... how about a nice woolly scarf, perhaps?

10. Basshunter
The chart-topping dance star demands £1.5m to star in his first adult movie.

9. Sylvester Stallone
Sly likens himself to a "tiny fairy". Oh dear.

8. Nicolas Cage
He's never - we repeat, never - stolen a chihuahua.

7. Will Smith
Rich, famous, successful... but Big Willie still can't hold his liquor.

6. Spice Girls
Did the feisty five really earn £10m each from their 02 Arena dates? Come on - they were good, but not that good.

5. Lenny Kravitz
The one-time lothario won't have sex with his girlfriend until they get married. Strangely enough, he didn't adopt the same policy with his exes: Miss Cruz, Miss Kidman and Miss Ciccone.

4. Kirsten Dunst
The trend continues! Miss Dunst is planning to design her own range of knitwear.

3. P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs
The serial name-changer now wants to be known as Sean John, apparently.

2. Sam Fox
We can't wait to see her on Celebrity Wife Swap this Sunday!

1. Kate Moss
While we're at it, a nice pair of toasty mittens wouldn't go amiss, either.