If we're feeling mardy after a stressful day at work, we're not averse to giving ourselves a little pick-me-up: a few cheeky drinks, a nice slice of cake, maybe even an impromptu trip to the shops. Ricky Martin, livin' la vida loca as he does, prefers to do things on a grander scale. His latest gift to himself is a £4 million private island off the coast of Brazil. Hmm... it's awfully rainy at the moment, we wonder if he's taking visitors?

10. Billie Piper and Laurence Fox
Aww, there's a mini Fox / tiny Piper on the way. Congratulations, guys!

9. Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
The Big Brother star signs a deal to write her autobiography. Yes, actually.

8. Paula Abdul
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

7. Amy Winehouse
Now worth a cool £10 million, according to the Sunday Times Rich List. Wowzers.

6. Russell Brand
Lusty Russell's latest pearl of wisdom: "I'm better at sex than talking, so that is one of the best things you can do with me."

5. Marian Keyes
The chick-lit author isn't a fan of Victoria Beckham. At. All.

4. Geri Halliwell
Ginger delivers the news we've all been waiting to hear: her solo career's over!

3. Carol McGiffin
The Loose Woman just can't keep her smackers off Richard Madeley - be very afraid, Richard!

2. Tom Cruise
Brace yourselves... he's planning to appear on Oprah again.

1. Ricky Martin
Come on Ricky, nobody needs an entire island all to himself. Shall we say mid-June?