At least the show treated us to one last bit of semi-nudity before disappearing for good, as eventual winner Ray Quinn slipped on swimwear and was joined by pro skaters Sylvain Longchambon and Andy Buchanan for a boogie to The Beach Boys.
His sexy skate got a perfect 40 from judges, and resident Dancing on Ice bitch Jason Gardiner got so flustered that he was forced to shield Ray's newly-ripped body with his hand so that he could actually speak.
Tears, quiffs and sweet, sweet moves: The very best of Ray Quinn
Speaking after Ray's skate, Phillip Schofield joked: "What a lot of people don't realise is that we've been working out together, so I mirror that under here. It looks the same."
Phil, you're a silver fox, but let's face it - can anyone compete with Ray?
Watch Ray's shirtless skate in full below: