Digital Spy's Celebrity Chart of July

Thursday, July 31 2008, 12:23 BST

By Nick Levine, Music Editor

20. Alicia Douvall
Up next for the Love Island star: boob job #14.

19. James McAvoy
Macca names himself the "biggest farter in Hollywood". Good job he's already married, isn't it?

18. Shane Richie
The former EastEnders star is voted Britain's "cheesiest" celebrity. Ouch.

17. Chris Martin
The Coldplay frontman comes out the closet - he's actually a bit of a Miley Cyrus fan.

16. John Cleese
The Monty Python legend may not have a knighthood or a peerage, but he reckons he's got something better - a species of lemur named after him.

15. Carol McGiffin
The not-so-loose woman admits she hasn't had sex in seven... whole... years.

14. Cameron Diaz
She's quite possibly the only woman in the world to want a bigger bum.

13. Duncan Bannatyne
Peter Jones reckons his Dragons' Den colleague has had a face-lift. Bannatyne insists that's rubbish. What do you think?

12. Sir Trevor McDonald
Sir Trev admits he enjoys a glass or four of wine in the evening, which makes him - gasp! - a binge drinker.

11. Basshunter
The Swedish DJ's fruity interviews have to be seen to be believed.

10. Katy Perry
The kinky American popstar says she wants to plant a big old smacker on...

9. Miley Cyrus
... who has politely turned her down thus far.

8. Jay-Z
How much does a meal out cost for Mr. Beyoncé? Twelve thousand pounds, if rumours are to be believed.

7. Katie Price
The model-turned-businesswoman is planning to run the London marathon next year. Let's hope she's invested in a decent bra.

6. Geri Halliwell
Ginger Spice delivers the news we've all been waiting to hear... her pop career is over for good.

5. Gok Wan
The fashion guru asks job applicants to tidy his flat as part of their interviews. Well, it saves paying a cleaner, we suppose.

4. Dame Helen Mirren
You've seen the bikini shots, right?

3. Gabriela Cheeky Girl & Lembit Opik
It must (well, might) have been love... but it's over now.

2. Sir Elton John
He now has his own flavour of Ben & Jerry's, a mélange of peanut butter cookie dough, white chocolate chunks, butter brickle and chocolate ice cream. Yum!

1. Carol Vorderman
Will Countdown ever be the same again?