Dawn French rates her celebrity kisses

Dawn French has listed her best and worst celebrity kisses, claiming smooching Jonathan Ross is like kissing a cat's bottom.

The comedian rated Hugh Grant's lip action on Comic Relief as "professional" and said Johnny Depp's kiss on The Vicar Of Dibley was "sweet", reports The Mirror.

French, who recently spoke out about her father's suicide, said the best kisser was husband Lenny Henry. Jamie Theakston, George Clooney and Brad Pitt were also rated highly.

However, French said she would "never again" lock lips with presenter Ross, adding that kissing her cat's rear end was better.

The kissing conquests are listed in her new autobiography 'Dear Fatty'.