Dyer vows to never have surgery

Actor Danny Dyer has said that he would prefer to be "fat" and "bald" than have cosmetic surgery.

The Football Factory star claimed he actually enjoyed the idea of his looks deteriorating with age.

"I can't be b*llocksed with [plastic surgery]," Dyer told The Mirror.

"I quite like the idea of getting fat, growing a pair of t*ts and going bald, sitting in a big mansion eating cake with the kids running about."

Dyer also claimed that he "wouldn't miss anything" if he was no longer famous.

"I'm not where I want to be yet, but fame means nothing," he said. "It's all b*llocks."