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Valentine's Day is a miserable occasion for any singleton. But let's all take solace in the fact that no matter how miserable we feel on the 14th, there's bound to be a lonely celeb somewhere feeling a whole lot worse. Sat munching chocolate, regretting illicit affairs or dumping their ex, no doubt green with envy at Brangelina's happy families act. Supporting them in their hour of need, DS is taking on the role of Cupid for the day and linking up ten potential lovers.

Katy Perry and... Madonna - The 'I Kissed A Girl' singer is freshly single following her split from Travis McCoy, but she insists that she'd "rather die" than go for a year without sex. So we're going to hook her up with another pop queen who is rumoured to be back on the market and known to be fond of an occasional bit of girl-girl action - Madge.

Prince Harry and... Paris Hilton - The gaff-prone Royal will be lamenting his split from Chelsy Davy this week, so we decided to hook him up with a Hollywood heiress who knows a thing or two about good PR exercises. We'd only give the relationship six months, but we'd love to be a fly on the wall when he took Paris home to meet the family.

Lily Allen and... George Clooney - She's on the hunt for an older man, he vows that he will never settle down - it's a match made in heaven! While we're not sure if George is a fan of Lily's gobby-pop tunes, or if she'd mind his string of gorgeous exes, we're confident they wouldn't struggle for conversation over the dinner table.

Peaches Geldof... Calum Best - Two publicity hungry celebs that have are never far away from the headlines when it comes to their love lives are Peaches 'Six-Month-Marriage' Geldof and Calum 'Honestly-I'm-A-Changed-Man' Best. Chuck them together and you've got a Daily Star hack's dream duo. We're not sure if Sir Bob would approve, but that's never stopped Peaches before.

Alesha Dixon and... Chace Crawford - Poor Alesha has never been the luckiest in love so we've decided to give her a treat this Valentine's. How about a date with Gossip Girl hunk and Gay Spy regular Chace Crawford. We're fairly sure the Strictly champ wouldn't be moaning if he "never washed up". We reckon he wouldn't mind watching her cha-cha-cha either.

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