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Lindsay Lohan records spoof dating video
Published Wednesday, Apr 15 2009, 09:49 BST | By Mayer Nissim
Rex Features
The Mean Girls star recently parted from girlfriend Samantha Ronson and has said she has been in "absolute hell" since the split.
On the spoof clip, Lohan said: "My name is Lindsay and I'm searching for love. I'm recently single, I think. And I'm looking for someone who I can spend the rest of my life with, or at least someone I can spend the rest of my probation with.
"A little bit about me. I'm an actress, a singer, an entrepreneur and I single-handedly kept 90% of all gossip websites in business."
She added: "I am looking for a compatible mate who likes a night on the town as long as he or she is driving of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders.
"We'll crash a few parties, a car or two but at the end of the day I promise you I never lose my Google hits. Just my underwear."
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