They've both got plenty of experience in tabloid romances, marrying foreigners and messy break-ups, so surely the Lock Stock director would be the perfect match for the former Mrs Andre. He could help her break America by casting her in one of his Brit gangster flicks and she could help him get back at Madonna by firing out potty-mouth soundbites about the Queen Of Pop's failings in the bedroom.
Big Brother 8 desperate showbiz clinger-on Billi Bhatti has claimed that he once had an affair with Price, so maybe she'll be willing to stoop to a romance with recently evicted BB10 contestant Kris Donnelly. The reality TV reject is clearly a man with an eye for top heavy females, as he began a showmance with 30GG model Sophie during his house stint. He wasn't the sharpest or most articulate housemates of all time, but Price's previous lovers (Bowers, Dwight Yorke) don't have a reputation for their intellect either, so there could be some potential in this one.
Currently riding high on the top of the charts with JLS, the X Factor boyband star only needs one thing to complete his rise to popstardom - a celebrity girlfriend. Never one to miss out on a promotional opportunity and a few red-top headlines, we doubt Price would have any qualms about shacking up with the young whippersnapper for a few nights of passion. We fear the pint-sized singer may be dwarfed by Price's infamous assets, but that aside, they surely have the makings of a great showbiz couple.
"Heeeey Mona, oooh oooh Mona," sang Aussie soap star Craig McLachlan in 1990. The Neighbours actor - he played Henry Ramsay - reached number two with 'Mona' 19 years ago, but failed to ever repeat the success as his TV fame dwindled. Price famously helped resurrect the career of fellow fallen Aussie pop-flop Pete 'Insania' Andre, so maybe she could do the same for Craig. If he's willing to head into the world of reality TV, McLachlan could, finally, have a follow-up chart hit.
After all the footballers, popstars and muscly men in Ibiza clubs, maybe Price has had enough of romancing blokes. She's never been shy sexually, so perhaps she'll quite literally kiss and makeup with rival glamour girl Jodie Marsh. Both could do with some positive tabloid headlines and a quick fling, while a few cheeky photoshoots would get the Daily Star subs rubbing their hands with glee.
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