The 54-year-old's charisma and business acumen propelled him to the top of an internet poll to find the UK's dream cabinet.
Comedian Peter Kay was picked as deputy prime minister while Countdown cleverbox Carol Vorderman was entrusted as chancellor.
Bono and Bob Geldof would be joint foreign secretaries and TV chef Jamie Oliver would be the home secretary.
Naturally, boxer Lennox Lewis was chosen to be defence secretary. The new health secretary, meanwhile, was named as Jo Brand.