Osbourne sends excrement to her enemies

Sharon Osbourne has warned her detractors that she likes to send boxes of excrement to her enemies.

The X Factor judge last sent one of her special packages out to an American journalist who commented on her children's weight four years ago.

"I must have a thing, not about s***ting but about sending it to people. I've done it for an awfully long time. I suppose I find it funny," she told the Guardian's Weekend magazine. "I mean, I don't just do it to anybody. They have to have done something really bad.

"The last turd? Three ... No, four years ago: when the first review came out of The Osbournes. And it was from a newspaper in America, a very legit one, not the American version of the Mirror or The Sun.

"The journalist said something about my kids being fat, and how unappealing that was. And I thought any journalist worth their salt would never write that about children in the society that we live in today. I said: 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.'"