The actor, who was being interviewed by Rolling Stone, revealed a different side to his stiff upper-lipped Bond character.
The 44-year-old admitted that since shooting ended on Skyfall, he had been 'drinking heavily and reconnecting with family and self'.
He said of his latest blockbuster: "It's quite good. It's got a lightness of touch and a wink to it, because, after all, this is a James Bond movie, for f**k's sake."
Mid-interview, he launched into a joke and said: "What's the most disgusting thing you can think of?
Craig and Berenice Marlohe
"Shoving five oysters up your grandmother's c**t and sucking out six!"
He also doesn't appear keen to reprise his infamous role again, saying: "I've been trying to get out of this from the very moment I got into it, but they won't let me go, and I've agreed to do a couple more.
"But let's see how this one does, because business is business and if the s**t goes down, I've got a contract that somebody will happily wipe their ass with."
Craig with wife Rachel Weisz
He goes on to talk openly about his willingness to display full-frontal nudity in films, jealousy, insecurity of his ears, self-Googling, shoplifting, seeing a therapist and the definition of 'white-man porn'.
Craig in Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon (1998)
The Hollywood film star also talks candidly about when he started 'finger-banging' girls.
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