Today's celebrities have to try really, really hard to hold our attention. After all, there's always another Titmuss/Houghton/Goody waiting in the reception at OK! to grab their magazine deals. Some stars throw things at people who were only trying to take their photograph. Some bitch about their fellow celebrities. Some even decide to go a bit lesbian. But who's been the best at attention-seeking over the last seven days? Read on to find out.

1. Lindsay Lohan
The Mean Girls actress admits that boozing, partying and flaunting her unmentionables wasn't very good for her career.

2. Nadine Coyle
The Girls Aloud singer dumped Jesse Metcalfe because he tried to control her. Right on, sista!

3. David and Victoria Beckham
He's good at kicking; she's good at pouting. What haven't they been up to this week?

4. Keira Knightley
The Pirates Of The Caribbean beauty is angry that Lindsay Lohan doesn't want to act in her mummy's film. Calm down, Keira - we'd call that a lucky escape.

5. Melanie Brown
Did the former Spice Girl really, really, really wanna zigazigah with another lady?

6. Hugh Grant
Someone should tell the Notting Hill star it's not polite to throw baked bean cans at other boys.

7. Will Ferrell
Apparently Kate Winslet didn't want to kiss the Blades of Glory actor. She's not the only one.

8. Sian Lloyd
The permagrinning weather lady has a new, very rich boyfriend. Good for her, we say.

9. Gillian Anderson
The Canadian actress didn't like working on The X Files very much. Poor old David Duchovny!

10. Avril Lavigne
The power popstrel has the number one album in both Britain and the US. Hurrah!