On a recent appearance on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross, the composer's ex-wife Sarah Brightman claimed that Lloyd Webber was concealing a sizeable member.
"It's entirely true. Entirely true," said Lloyd Webber, who is currently sizing up potential Josephs on BBC One's Any Dream Will Do. "My trousers don't fit me because of... ahem, Sarah Brightman's comments. I think I'm going to have to change my tailor."
Elsewhere, Lloyd Webber is reportedly keen for Brightman to reprise her role as Christine in the upcoming follow-up to The Phantom of the Opera.