How many candles? The Queen of This Morning celebrates her 50th birthday on Tuesday. Congratulations, Fern!
DS' birthday present: Fern’s lost a lot of weight recently, and she must be getting bored with the taste of Ryvita Minis, so we're going to send her a big gooey cake. Yum!
How many candles? The McFly star turns 22 on Tuesday.
DS' birthday present: McFly are performing at T4 on the Beach over the weekend, so we’ve sent Tom a bucket and - because we're bighearted - a spade. Let’s hope Dougie doesn’t get jealous…
How many candles? The kitsch icon celebrates his 52nd birthday on Tuesday.
DS' birthday present: We've heard on the grapevine that David’s been falling asleep a lot recently – it must be his busy schedule! Worry no more, Davey – a year’s supply of Red Bull is making its way to you now.
How many candles? The Queen guitarist becomes a sexy sexagenarian on Thursday.
DS' birthday present: Brian obviously likes to keep his bountiful bouffant in good condition, so we’ve booked him a cut and blow dry with Nicky Clarke. Note to Nicky – leave off the highlights for this one!
How many candles? The former EastEnders star celebrates her 64th birthday on Friday.
DS' birthday present: Wendy must have a lot of free time now she’s waved goodbye to Albert Square. How can DS help her? Well, a bumper book of crossword puzzles is a good start, isn’t it?