Digital Spy paints the town red with five stars who are celebrating their birthdays this week. Celebs, we'll warn you now – we refuse to hold your hair back from your face, however many Grammys/Oscars/Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards you’ve won. Other than that, we wish you all a great night. Ooh, and we hope you enjoy the lovely gifts we're lavishing upon you!

Daniel Radcliffe

How many candles? The Harry Potter star turns 18 today. Hurrah!

DS' birthday present: It’s a momentous occasion for Daniel, so we’re treating him to the three ‘B’s: booze, babes and lots of bed rest tomorrow.

Monica Lewinsky

How many candles? Bill Clinton's former playmate celebrates her 34th birthday today.

DS' birthday present: Monica’s got all the handbags a girl could wish for, but a Sketchleys gift voucher might come in handy, mightn’t it?

Jennifer Lopez

How many candles? The actress, singer and perfume-maker turns 38 on Tuesday.

DS' birthday present: With so many careers to keep afloat, Jenny must find it terribly difficult to organise her time. Well, worry no more, darlin': we've bought you a brand spanking new filofax.

Dame Helen Mirren

How many candles? The Oscar-winning actress celebrates her 62nd birthday on Thursday.

DS' birthday present: We’d imagine the Dame's having a few storage problems these days – so many awards, so little space – but we've thought of a solution. A nice big trophy cabinet is making its way to Helen's house now.

Mick Jagger

How many candles? The full-lipped lothario turns 64 on Thursday.

DS' birthday present: How can we make Mick’s touring lifestyle a bit less stressful? Well, we think we’ve got a pretty good idea of what the randy rocker likes, so allow us to introduce Heidi: she's six-foot, blonde and just happens to be a trained masseuse.